EarlvilleChickens.com
"The only legal Chickens in Earlville!"
A special WELCOME to Village of Earlville corrupt, harassing, and power abusing government servants!
We know how much you LOVE this site! Isn't that why do you visit so often???
For clarification, since the
corrupt, harassing, power abusing government
apparently doesn't
believe or understand the
Victory To The PEOPLE
(meaning they lost! ), click here...
DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET???
Apparently some do, so much that this site is even used as "evidence" in legal documents!
Well, here's another one: 9 out of 10 doctors recommend EarlvilleChickens.com as a proven and successful therapy for those with alektorophobia. After the prescribed number of visits, 100% of those previously diagnosed with this disease have been cured! Good News!!!
Try it now, FREE, no membership required!!!
(Not responsible for results for those not under the care of a duly licensed Alektorophobian Therapist
with a graduate degree attained from ECU - Earlville Chicken University. Caution: side-affects may include increased irritation or love toward chickens and chicken owners, an increased hatred or craving for oven baked, fried, or barbecued chicken, and an uncontrollable urge to type e-a-r-l-v-i-l-l-e-c-h-i-c-k-e-n-s-.-c-o-m at every internet computer terminal.)
Entire website copyright 2010 Mica Products.
Defending rights and liberties under attack by Village of Earlville government since 2005.
All rights reserved.
there is 'a' Earlville Chicken...
Dear Earlville Chickens,
I am 8 years old. Some of my little servants in village government say there is no Earlville chicken.
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