EarlvilleChickens.com
"The only legal Chickens in Earlville."

A special WELCOME to Village of Earlville corrupt, harassing, and power abusing government servants! 
We know how much you LOVE this site!  Isn't that why do you visit so often???

mouseover to see what Teddy has to say...

DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET???  
Apparently some do, so much that this site is even used as "evidence" in legal documents!

Well, here's another one:  9 out of 10 doctors recommend EarlvilleChickens.com as a proven and successful therapy for those with alektorophobia.  After the prescribed number of visits, 100% of those previously diagnosed with this disease have been cured!  Good News!!!  Try it now, FREE, no membership required!!!

(Not responsible for results for those not under the care of a duly licensed Alektorophobian Therapist with a graduate degree attained from ECU - Earlville Chicken University.  Caution: side-affects may include increased irritation or love toward chickens and chicken owners, an increased hatred or craving for oven baked, fried, or barbecued chicken, and an uncontrollable urge to type e-a-r-l-v-i-l-l-e-c-h-i-c-k-e-n-s-.-c-o-m at every internet computer terminal.)

For clarification, since the corrupt, harassing, power abusing government apparently doesn't
believe or understand the Victory To The PEOPLE (meaning they lost! ), click here...

TEST YOUR
KNOWLEDGE!
TM

copyright 2013 EarlvilleChickens.com
Defending rights and liberties under attack by the Village of Earlville corrupt government public servants since 2005.
All rights reserved.

DECEMBER 2, 2013 UPDATE:  JURY SELECTION AND TRIAL SET FOR DECEMBER 4, 2013, at 4 p.m. EARLVILLE VILLAGE COURT   Michael Kicinski, charged with keeping chickens even though permission was granted on two separate occasions for the lifetime ownership of his property, is charged under a targeted spite law from 2007 and being put on trial Dec. 4.

MAYOR EXCELL JOINS THE LYING TYRANTS AND DISGRACED ELECTED PUBLIC SERVANTS OF THE PAST -
Read the garbage he spews.  Click here.

CHARGES DROPPED!!!   click here